The information stated below are true and correct at the point of writing.

Description of my BICYCLE

1) It has two wheels unless its overturned in which case the bike is undergoing repairs which results in one wheel attached to bike or none.

2) It has a handle bar, most of the time a straight bar unless the bar is bent.

3) It has a frame. Attached to the frame most of the time would be a bloke who is clueless sometimes.

4) CLEAN.